There are bits of family which defy description. I do not mean that metaphorically. They know you are trying and they will resist.

Agape

/ä-gä'pā/ a·ga·pe

Elvis is also dead. I'm taking my football collection and going home: regulation-size, large squishy vinyl, miniature corporate-logoed, beloved decomposing Nerf. They go in the smiling blue toybox with your baby picture. And rhinestones. The situation calls for rhinestones.