There are bits of family which defy description. I do not mean that metaphorically. They know you are trying and they will resist.

Graduation

/ˌgra-jə-ˈwā-shən/ grad·u·a·tion

That time in your life when all of your friends are Franz Kafka. Franz in the driveway, elbows on the car. Franz at the sleepover, rolling dragon dice. You will come to understand that this era really stressed out your parents.