There are bits of family which defy description. I do not mean that metaphorically. They know you are trying and they will resist.

Supposedly

/sə-pōˈzĭd-lē/ sup·pos·ed·ly

One minute you're addressing the foundation. The next, you've embarrassed your folks at the rally with an inappropriate reference to your foe's balls. In your shiny jacket you peel away like a slug awash in beer. It's always like this. This is how you will always go.